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succ3ssful-failure:

idk I just wanna smoke a lot of cigarettes and smoke a lot of weed and cuddle with my boyfriend for 8 years is that too much to ask

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(Source: kushandwizdom, via status-excessu)

a girlfriend is a potential wife, if you ask me. relationships are investments not hobbies. y’all gotta grow up.

Charles Bukowski  (via thegirlwiththelittlecurl)

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I want to be with you,
it is as simple,
and as complicated as that.

ihaveabadcaseofthefandoms:

lizthefangirl:

xibalbadance:

Mother fuckin’ Jim Carrey

i have searched

for this gifset

for all eternity

this is one of the funniest things I’ve ever seen

(Source: ladybrevity, via the-absolute-best-gifs)

aber-flyingtiger:

baguetttes:

this is how false information on tumblr works

Literally

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shotsfiredat221b:

dulect:

chicken-nuggets-galore:

Do twins have the same sized dick?

image

Both reactions work

(Source: chicken-nuggets-galore, via obsessiondot)

wendy-pleakley:

typette:

HOLY SHIT OH YM GOD OH MY OG DFLSKDFJASSLDFKJDFSA

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donde-esta-mi-queso:

If someone were to forcibly enter a woman’s house without her consent no one would go up to her and say “maybe if your house didn’t look so expensive this wouldn’t have happened, you should make it look less wealthy” so why is that if someone forcibly enters a woman without her consent they say “if you didn’t dress like a slut this wouldn’t have happened, you should dress more modestly”?

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dweeb-lord:

thisisthatchick:

SCHOOL WAS CANCELED BECAUSE OF FLOODING AND HERE ARE SOME GEMS I FOUND

we get 2-4 inches of rain and this shit happens

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